Cotton's clutch is confiscated. |
Cecily and Cotton will be going to the fair with L this
year. Cecily is one of the sweetest hens we’ve had. She loves to be picked up
and carried around. Cotton has gone broody. That means that all she wants to do
is sit on all the eggs and raise chicks. She’s not laying, not eating, not
happy unless she’s on the nest. I take the eggs away every evening and she
complains and gives me a disgruntled look as I reach beneath her to steal the
unfertilized eggs she’s keeping warm. She shoots lasers at me with her glare,
but doesn’t peck at me. I feel bad taking her eggs and sometimes don't get all of them, which means that on some days, I have a big haul and a sad hen.
Trying to coax her out of the coop yesterday morning after taking all the eggs, I
decided to take a special treat to the hens before I left for work. We had two
leftover ears of roasted corn on the cob. They were still sheathed in crispy
charred husks, so I stripped the husks back but didn’t pull them off
completely. I tossed one toward the back of the run, not considering that with
the husks flowering out behind the bare ear, they looked a bit like a
big-tailed bird flying through the air.
From the reaction of the hens, they looked like big-tailed
PREDATOR birds flying through the air. Clucks erupted. Feathers flew. Nine hens
took to the air in a chaos of panicked chickens. Then they crowded together in
the corner of the coop, looking bug-eyed at the scary thing that had just
landed in their run. They love corn on the cob, so I thought they’d rush the
two ears.
Pip was the bravest among them, and she approached the ears
cautiously. She practically creeped toward them. “Corn,” I said. “It’s corn, you
guys. Not a predator.” They did not spare me a glance as Pip proceeded on
her dangerous, sacrificial mission.
Standing as far away from the ear as she could while
still within pecking distance, Pip snatched at the corn, prepared to flee. When it didn’t do
anything, she tried again. The other hens watched. She began to get closer,
visibly relaxed, and began to peck quickly, using her solo time to eat as much
corn as quickly as possible.
Eight other hens left their safe huddle and hurried over as
if to say, “Oh, CORN. Well, why didn’t you say so?” And then they stripped each
ear perfectly kernel-less. And Cotton went back to her empty nesting box and waited for other hens to provide her with a new clutch.